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03 Junie B. Jones and Her Big
1. Punishment
2. The Cop and Dr.
3. Me and My Big Fat
4. Dumb Ollie
5. Shining
6. Tingling
7. Jobs and Jobs
8. Gus Vallony
1 / Punishment
My name is Junie B. Jones. The
B stands for
Beatrice. Except I don’t like
Beatrice. I just like B
and that’s all.
I go to kindergarten. My room
is named Room
Nine. There are lots of rules
in that place.
Like no shouting.
And no running in the
And no butting the other
children in the stomach
with your head.
My teacher’s name is
She has another name, too. But
I just like Mrs.
and that’s all.
Last week Mrs. clapped her loud
hands together.
Then she made a ’nouncement to
A ’nouncement is the school
word for telling us
something very
important.
“Boys and girls. May I have
your attention,
please?” she said. “Today is
going to be a special day
in Room Nine. We’re going to be
talking about
different careers you can have
when you grow up.”
“Yeah, only guess what?” I
said. “I never even
heard of that dumb word careers
before. And so I
won’t know what the heck we’re
talking about.”
Mrs. made squinty eyes at me.
“A career is a job,
Junie B.,” she said. “And
please raise your hand
before you speak.”
Then Mrs. talked some more
about careers. And
she said Monday was going to be
called Job Day.
And everybody in Room Nine
would come to school
dressed up like what kind of
job they wanted to be.
After that, Room Nine was very
excited. Except
for not me. ’Cause I had a big
problem, that’s why.
“Yeah, only guess what?” I
said. “I don’t know
what I want to be when I grow
up. And so that means
I can’t come to school on
Monday. And now I’ll
probably flunk
kindergarten.”
“Hurray!” shouted a mean boy
named Jim.
I made a fist at him. “How’d
you like a knuckle
sandwich, you big fat Jim?” I
shouted right back.
Mrs. came over to my table. She
bended down
next to me.
“Please, Junie B. You simply
must try to control
yourself better in class. We’ve
talked about this
before, remember?”
“Yes,” I said nicely. “Only I
hate that dumb
Just then my bestest friend
Lucille—who sits
next to me—stood up and fluffed
her ruffly dress.
“I always control myself, don’t
I, Teacher?” she
said. “That’s because my nanna
taught me to act like
a little lady. And so Junie B.
Jones should act more
like me.”
I made a growly face at her. “I
do act like a little
lady, you dumb bunny Lucille!
And don’t say that
again, or I’ll knock you on
your can.”
Mrs. did a frown at
“Just kidding,” I said very
Except for Mrs. kept on
frowning. And then she
punishment.
Punishment is the school word
for sitting at a big
table all by
And everybody keeps on staring
And it makes you feel like
That’s how come I put my head
down on the
table. And I covered it up with
’Cause punishment takes the
friendly right out of
And so at recess I didn’t speak
to Lucille. And I
didn’t speak to my other
bestest friend named Grace,
I just sat down in the grass
all by myself.
And I watched Janitor paint the
litter cans.
And I played with a stick and
an ant and that’s
“I hate Room Nine,” I said very
Except for just then I saw
something very
wonderful in the grass! And its
name was two cherry
Life Savers!
“Hey! I love those guys!” I
Then I quick picked one up. And
I blowed off
the germs. And I put it right
in my mouth.
“WAIT! DON’T DO THAT!” shouted
voice at me. “SPIT THAT OUT
RIGHT NOW!”
I turned my head.
It was Janitor! He was running
at me speedy
quick. His jingly keys were
jangling all over the
“SPIT THAT OUT, I SAID!” he
yelled again.
And so then I spit the cherry
Life Saver on the
ground. ’Cause the guy was
scaring me, that’s why.
Janitor bended down next to
“I didn’t mean to frighten you,
sis,” he said. “But
I spotted a bunch of dirty
candy in the grass. And I
was going to clean it up when I
finished painting.”
He looked serious at me. “Don’t
you ever eat
anything you find on the
ground. Do you hear? Not
“But I blowed off the germs,” I
Janitor shook his head. “You
can’t blow germs
off,” he said. “Eating things
that you find on the
ground is very, very
dangerous.”
Then Janitor picked up the
dangerous candy.
“Now run along and play,” he
I did a big sigh. “Yeah, only I
can’t,” I said.
“’Cause I shot off my big fat
mouth in kindergarten.
And then I got punishment. And
now I hate my
bestest friend
Lucille.”
Janitor smiled a little bit
sad. “Life is hard
sometimes, isn’t it, sis?” he
I bobbed my head up and down.
“Yes,” I said.
“Life is P.U.”
Then Janitor patted my head and
And so guess what?
I just like
And that’s all.
The Cop and Dr.
When we came in from recess,
clapping her loud hands
together again.
“Boys and girls, please take
your seats quickly!
I’ve got a wonderful surprise
for you!”
Then I got very excited inside
my stomach!
Because surprises are my most
favorite things in the
whole world!
“IS IT JELLY DOUGHNUTS?” I
Mrs. put her finger to her
lips. That means be
“YEAH, ONLY GUESS WHAT?
DOUGHNUTS ARE MY MOST FAVORITE
OF DOUGHNUTS! EXCEPT I ALSO
CREAMY KIND. AND THE CHOCOLATE
AND THE KIND WITH RAINBOW
ON THE TOP!”
After that, my mouth got very
watering. And
some drool fell on the
I wiped it up with my sweater
Just then there was a knock on
Mrs. hurried to open
“HEY! IT’S A COP!” I hollered
very excited.
The cop came into Room
He had on a blue shirt with a
shiny badge. And
shiny black boots. And a shiny
white motorcycle
Mrs. smiled. “Boys and girls, I
would like you to
meet my friend, Officer Mike.
Officer Mike is a
policeman. Who can tell me what
policemen do?”
“I can!” I called out. “They
rest people! ’Cause
one time some cops rested a guy
on my street. And so
that means they made him take a
nap, I think.”
Just then that Jim I hate
laughed very loud.
“They didn’t rest him, stupid!”
he hollered.
“They arrested him! That means
they took him to jail.
And so your neighbor’s a dirty
rotten jailbird!”
Then the other kids laughed
too. And so I hided
“Yeah, only I hardly even know
the guy,” I said
to just myself.
After that, Officer Mike took
off his shiny white
helmet. And he told us some
other stuff that cops do.
Like give our dads speeding
tickets. And rest drunk
Also he let us play with his
handcuffs and his
shiny white helmet. Except for
the helmet was very
too big for my head. And it
covered my whole entire
“HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE
LIGHTS?” I
’Cause that was a funny joke,
of course.
Then another knock came at the
This time it was a lady in a
long white jacket.
She was carrying a giant red
toothbrush.
“Boys and girls, this is Dr.
Smiley,” said Mrs.
“Dr. Smiley is a children’s
dentist.”
Dr. Smiley hung up some posters
of teeth. Then
she talked all about Mr. Tooth
Decay. And she said
to brush our teeth at night.
And also in the morning.
“Yeah, ’cause if you don’t
brush in the morning,
your breath smells like stink,”
After that I showed Dr. Smiley
my wiggling
“Losing baby teeth is exciting,
isn’t it?” she
“Yes,” I said. “Except for I
don’t like the part
where you cry and spit
Dr. Smiley made a sick face.
Then she passed
out minty green dental floss.
And all the kids in
Room Nine practiced
Flossing is when you pull
strings through your
Only pretty soon an accident
That’s because a boy named
William winded his
floss too tight. And his teeth
and head got in a
tangled knot ball. And Dr.
Smiley couldn’t undo him.
Then Mrs. had to call Janitor
speedy quick. And
so he runned to Room Nine. And
he shined his giant
flashlight in William’s
And then Dr. Smiley got the
dangerous floss
right out of
Room Nine clapped and
Dr. Smiley did a
Then Mrs. said that maybe some
of us might like
to dress up like dentists or
police officers on Job Day.
“Yeah, only what if you don’t
like drunk guys or
bloody teeth?” I
Mrs. rolled her eyes way up at
the ceiling. Then
she walked Officer Mike and Dr.
Smiley out into the
That’s when Room Nine started
buzzing very
Buzzing is what you do when
your teacher
leaves the room.
“I’m going to dress up like an
actress on Job
Day,” said a girl named
“I’m going to dress up like a
princess,” said my
bestest friend Lucille that I
I did a giggle. “I’m going to
dress up like a
bullfighter!” I
Then I ran speedy fast around
the room. And I
butted that mean Jim in the
stomach with my head.
And guess what?
I didn’t even get
That’s what!
Me and My Big Fat
After school was over, me and
my bestest friend
named Grace walked to the bus
Except for that Grace kept on
wanting to skip.
And I didn’t.
“How come you don’t want to
skip?” she said.
“Me and you always skip to the
“I know, Grace,” I said. “But
today I’ve got a
very big problem inside my
head. And it’s called I
still don’t know what job I
want to be when I grow
“I do,” said that Grace. “I’m
going to be Mickey
Disneyland.”
I did a big sigh at her. “Yeah,
only too bad for
you, Grace,” I said. “’Cause
there’s only one real
alive Mickey Mouse. And you’re
not him.”
That Grace laughed very
“Mickey isn’t real, silly. He’s
just a mouse suit
with a guy inside,” she
And so just then I felt very
sickish inside of my
’Cause I didn’t know Mickey was
a suit, that’s
“What did you have to tell me
that for, Grace?” I
said real upset. “Now I feel
very depressed.”
Then I hurried up on the bus.
And I scooted way
over by the
Except I couldn’t get any peace
quiet. ’Cause everybody kept on
talking about dumb
old Job Day.
“I’m going to be a famous
singer,” said a girl
named Rose.
“I’m going to be a famous baton
twirler,” said
another girl named
Then a girl named Charlotte
said she was going
to be a famous painter. “Famous
painters are called
artists,” she explained. “And
artists are very rich.”
After that I felt a little bit
cheerier. ’Cause guess
what? Grandma Miller says I
paint beautifully, that’s
“Hey. Maybe I’ll be a famous
painter too,” I
“I’m gonna be a prison guard,”
said a boy named
Roger. “My uncle Roy is a
prison guard. And he gets
to carry the keys for the whole
entire prison.”
Then my mouth did a smile.
’Cause one time my
dad gave me the key to the
front door. And I
unlocked it all by myself. And
I didn’t even need any
“Hey. Maybe I might carry keys
too, Roger,” I
said. “’Cause I know how to use
those things very
Just then William raised his
hand very bashful.
“I’m going to be a superhero
and save people from
danger,” he said.
And so then I jumped right out
seat! ’Cause that was the
bestest idea of all!
“Me too, William!” I hollered.
“’Cause that
sounds very exciting, I think.
And so I’m going to
save people from danger
Then that mean Jim jumped up at
me. “Copycat!
Copycat! You’re just copying
everybody else. And
anyway, you can’t be three
jobs! You can only be
I made a growly face at
“I am just being one job!” I
said very angry. “It’s
a special kind of job where you
paint and you unlock
stuff and you save people! So
there! Ha-ha on you!”
That Jim made a cuckoo sign at
“Goonie,” he said. “Goonie B.
Jones. There’s no
such job like that in the whole
entire universe!”
“YES, THERE IS! THERE IS TOO,
FAT JIM!” I yelled. “AND IT’S
THE BESTEST
JOB IN THE WHOLE WIDE
He crossed his arms and did a
mean smile.
“Okay. Then what’s the name of
it?” he said.
Then the bus got very
And everybody kept on waiting
and waiting for
me to say the name of my
Except for I just couldn’t
think of anything.
And so my face got very reddish
and hottish.
And I felt like P.U.
“See? Told ja!” said that mean
Jim. “There is no
such job! Told ja! Told ja!
Told ja!”
After that I sat down very
quiet. And I stared out
the window.
’Cause the sickish feeling was
back inside my
stomach again, that’s
Me and my big fat
Dumb Ollie
I got off the bus at my corner.
Then I runned to
my house speedy
“HELP! HELP! I’M IN BIG
TROUBLE!” I
yelled to Mother. “’CAUSE I
ACCIDENTALLY
SHOT OFF MY BIG FAT MOUTH ON
AND NOW I HAVE TO PAINT AND
STUFF AND SAVE PEOPLE FROM
ONLY WHAT KIND OF STUPID DUMB
“Back here,” called
Back here means the nursery.
The nursery is the
place where my new baby brother
named Ollie lives.
I ran there my very
Mother was rocking Ollie in the
rocking chair.
He was a little bit
“I NEED TO TALK TO YOU VERY
shouted some more. “’CAUSE I
DID A BIG FIB.
AND NOW I DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET
Just then Ollie waked up. He
started crying very
“Great,” said Mother very
“Yeah, only sorry, but I’m
upset here,” I
explained.
Ollie screeched louder and
louder. His voice
sounded like a scratchy sore
Mother put him on her lap. Then
she rubbed the
sides of her forehead with her
That’s ’cause she had a mybrain
headache, I
“You’re just going to have to
wait until I get the
baby settled again,” she said,
still grumpy.
“Yeah, only I can’t wait,
’cause—”
Mother butted in. “Not now,
Junie B.! I’ll be out
to talk to you as soon as I
can! Now please go!”
Then she pointed at the
Pointing means
“Darn it,” I said. “Darn it,
darn it, darn it.”
’Cause that dumb old baby takes
Mother’s time.
And he’s not even
interesting.
He doesn’t know how to roll
over. Or sit up. Or
play Chinese
He is a dud, I
I would like to take him back
to the hospital. But
Mother said no.
After I left the nursery, I
went outside in my
front yard.
Then I sat in the grass all by
myself. And I
played with a stick and another
Only this stupid ant bited me.
And so I had to
drop a rock on his
Finally my daddy’s car came
into the driveway.
And my heart got very
“Daddy’s home! Daddy’s home!
Hurray!” I yelled.
Then I ran to him. And he
picked me up. And I
gave him my most biggest
“I’m very glad to see you!” I
said. “’Cause on
Monday I have to dress up like
what job I want to be.
Except for I accidentally said
I’m going to paint and
save people and carry lots of
keys. Only what kind of
dumb bunny job is
My daddy put me down. His
eyebrows looked
confused at me.
“Can we talk about this at
dinner?” he asked.
“No,” I said. “We have to talk
right now. ’Cause
I’ve already waited all I can.
And I’m getting tension
“Well, I’m afraid you’re just
going to have to
wait a little while longer,”
said Daddy. “Because
right now I’ve got to see if
your mother needs help
with the baby.”
Then he did a kiss on my head.
And he walked
right into the
And guess what?
Sometimes I wish stupid dumb
Ollie never even
came to live with
When I went back inside, Ollie
was still very
screaming.
That’s ’cause Mother couldn’t
find his pacifier.
Pacifiers are what babies like
to suck on. Except
I don’t know why. ’Cause one
time I sucked on
Ollie’s. And it tasted like my
red sneakers.
Just then Mother runned out of
Ollie’s room.
And her hair was very sticking
And her clothes were all
And she was wearing one sock,
and that’s all.
“WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE
IT JUST DIDN’T DISAPPEAR INTO
YOU KNOW!” she hollered very
Then me and Daddy had to help
Mother look for
the pacifier speedy quick.
’Cause she was losing her
grip, I think.
I looked in the couch. That’s
because sometimes
if you push your hand way under
the cushions, you
can find some good stuff under
This time I found three Cheetos
and a popcorn.
They were very
delicious.
After that, I looked under
Daddy’s big chair.
Only it was too dark to see
under there. And so I
runned to get the flashlight.
’Cause I learned about
flashlights in school,
Flashlights are fun to shine in
the dark. I shined
it in the dark closet. And also
down the dark
basement steps.
Then I remembered another dark
place. And its
name was screaming Ollie’s
room. ’Cause his shades
were pulled down for his nap,
that’s why.
I runned right there very
“Look,” I said to screaming
Ollie. “I’ve got a
flashlight.”
I shined it on his
“See? See that little round
circle of shine up
there?” I said.
Then I shined it on his jungle
wallpaper.
“And see the monkeys, Ollie?
hippo-pot-of-something?” I
asked him.
Only screaming Ollie just kept
screaming. And he didn’t show
courtesy to me.
Courtesy is the school word for
listening very
That’s how come I shined it
right in his big fat
crying mouth.
Except for just then a problem
happened. And
it’s called Mother sneaked up
on me in her quiet
“JUNIE B. JONES! WHAT IN THE
DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?” she
I did a gulp. Then my heart got
very pumpy.
Because I was in big trouble,
that’s why.
“I’m shinin’,” I said real
“OUT!” she said. “OUT RIGHT
And so that’s how come I
started to leave.
Except for then the flashlight
shined on the floor.
And I saw something very
wonderful down there.
“HEY! LOOK! IT’S THE PACIFIER!”
shouted. “I FOUND THE PACIFIER!
HIDING UNDER THE ROCKING
Then I hurried to pick it up.
And I gave it to
Her face got relief on
“Thank goodness,” she
“Yes. Thank goodness,” I said
Mother wiped the pacifier off.
Then she blowed
on it very hard.
“Yeah, only you can’t blow
germs off, you
know,” I said. “’Cause stuff
that’s been on the ground
dangerous.”
And so then Mother gave me the
pacifier. And I
washed it off with soap and
And guess what? Then I put it
right in Ollie’s
mouth. And he stopped
Mother looked proud of
“Where did you get so smart?”
she asked.
“At school, that’s where,” I
Then all of a sudden my eyes
got big and
wide. ’Cause a very great idea
popped right inside of
“HEY! I THOUGHT OF IT!” I
hollered. “I
THOUGHT OF WHAT I CAN BE FOR
JOB DAY!”
Then I jumped up and down. And
I runned down
Daddy was in his chair reading
the paper.
I busted through it with my
“I THOUGHT OF IT! I THOUGHT OF
KIND OF JOB I CAN BE WHEN I
GROW UP!”
Daddy said, “Slow down,” to me.
That’s because
he didn’t know what the heck I
was talking about, of
“Yeah, only I can’t slow down,”
I explained.
“’Cause I’m very celebrating!
And now I don’t have
tension in me
anymore!”
Just then Mother came into the
“What’s all the excitement
about?” she said.
I clapped my hands together. “I
a ’nouncement, that’s what it’s
all about!” I said real
“Well, what is it?” said
Mother. “Tell us!”
And so then I stood up straight
And I told Mother and Daddy the
name of the
job I’m going to be when I grow
“That’s a good one, right?” I
said very excited.
“That’s the bestest job you
ever heard of, isn’t it?”
Except for Mother and Daddy
didn’t answer me.
They just kept on looking and
looking at each other.
Then Daddy did a funny
And Mother said the word ho
I couldn’t sleep for the whole
weekend. That’s
because I had tingling
excitement in me about Job
Day. And my brain wouldn’t
settle down.
And so on Monday, I zoomed to
the bus stop
very fast.
“Look, Mr. Woo!” I said to my
bus driver.
“Look what I’m wearing
Then I opened my jacket and I
showed him my
job clothes.
“See? It’s nice pants. And
dangling keys. And a
paintbrush,” I said. “Except
for I can’t tell you what I
am, ’cause it’s my special
Then I plopped down in my seat.
And me and
Mr. Woo drove to the next
That’s where my bestest friend
Grace got on.
She was wearing Mickey Mouse
ears and a dress
with red and white polka
dotties on it!
“Grace!” I said very smiling.
“You look very
beautiful in that dotty
“I know it,” she said. “That’s
because I changed
my mind about who I’m going to
be when I grow up.
Now I’m going to be Minnie
instead of Mickey.”
Then I stopped smiling. And my
stomach felt
very sickish inside
’Cause that meant Minnie Mouse
was a fake too.
“Disneyland is a fib,” I
After that, the bus stopped
again. And William
He was wearing a Superman
outfit. Except he
had a W on the front of him.
And not the letter S.
“The W stands for William,” he
said to Mr.
“Does that mean you can fly?”
asked Mr. Woo.
Then William grinned very big.
And he held out
his arms. And he jumped way
high in the air.
Except for he didn’t
And so he just sat
After that, other kids got on
the bus, too.
And Roger had on keys just like
me. And also
plastic handcuffs.
And Charlotte was wearing a red
paint apron
with some watercolors in the
And that mean Jim was wearing a
“Hey! I’ve got a bathrobe just
like that, Jim!” I
“It’s not a bathrobe, dummy,”
he said. “I’m a
kung fu karate
“Jim is a kung fu karate guy,”
I said to Grace.
“Except for he just got out of
the bathtub.”
Then me and her laughed and
laughed. ’Cause
that was a funny joke, of
And Job Day was going to be the
funnest day in
the whole wide
Jobs and Jobs
When I got off the bus, I
zoomed to Room Nine.
That’s because I wanted Job Day
to start very quick.
Only first we had to take
attendance.
And then we had to say I pledge
allegiance to
the flag of the United States
of America, and to the
republic for which it
Except I don’t know what that
dumb story is
even talking
Then finally Mrs. clapped her
loud hands
And guess what? Job Day
started, that’s what!
“Boys and girls, you all look
wonderful in your
outfits!” Mrs. said. “I can’t
wait to learn what all of
you want to be when you grow
up! Who would like
to go first?”
“I WOULD! I WOULD!” I yelled
Only then my bestest friend
Lucille raised her
hand very polite. And she got
to go first.
Lucille looked the most
beautifulest I’ve ever
She was wearing a new dress
that her nanna
bought for her. It was the
color of pink velvet.
Also she had on shiny pink
shoes. And socks
with bows and lace on
Lucille’s nanna is loaded, I
Lucille went to the front of
the room. She
reached into a little bag and
pulled out a sparkling
crown with jewels on
Then all of Room Nine said,
“Oooooh.”
Except for not the
“When I grow up, I’m going to
marry a prince,”
she said. “And I’ll be a
princess. And my name will
be Princess
Lucille.”
Then she put the sparkling
crown on her head.
And she looked like a fairy
Mrs. smiled. “That’s a lovely
thought, Lucille,”
“I know,” said Lucille. “My
nanna says if you
marry a prince, you’re set for
After that, Lucille said her
dress costed
eighty-five. And her shoes
costed forty-five. And her
lacy socks costed six fifty
Then Mrs. told Lucille to sit
Ricardo went next.
He was wearing a round yellow
hat. It was the
kind of hat you can bang
“This is called a hard hat,” he
said. “You have to
wear it when you’re building
tall buildings. Or else
somebody might drop a hammer
from way up high.
And it could hit you on the
head and kill you.”
Mrs. smiled. “So you’re
interested in
construction, right, Ricardo?”
she asked.
But Ricardo just kept on
talking about other stuff
that could fall on your head
and kill you. Like a paint
can. And an electric drill. And
a lunchbox.
Then Mrs. said, “Sit down,” to
That’s when William raised his
hand. Only he
was being very bashful. And he
wouldn’t go to the
front of the room.
“You don’t have to be nervous,
William,” said
Mrs. “Just tell us what you
want to be when you
grow up.”
William covered his face with
his hands.
“Super William,” he said very
Then he got out of his seat.
And he jumped way
high in the air. Only his cape
got tangled up in his
chair. And he crashed into the
After that, Super William got
very sniffling. And
Mrs. said we would get back to
him later.
Then lots of other kids talked
about their jobs.
Like a boy named Clifton is
going to be a rich
and famous
astronaut.
And a girl named Lily is going
to be a rich and
famous movie star. And also she
wants to direct.
And a boy named Ham is going to
be a rich and
famous boss of a big company.
And he taught us how
to say the word you’re
And here’s the bestest one of
all! ’Cause a boy
named Jamal Hall is going to be
the rich and famous
president of the whole United
“Cool!” said
Then the other boys said,
“Cool,” too.
I did a secret smile. Yeah,
only not as cool as my
job, I thought to just
Then I raised my hand very
polite. And Mrs.
called my name.
“OH, BOY!” I shouted. “OH, BOY!
BOY! ’CAUSE MINE IS EVEN BETTER
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
I zoomed speedy quick to the
front of the room.
Then my excitement wouldn’t
stay inside of me
“A JANITOR! I’M GOING TO BE
JANITOR!” I hollered
After that, I jingled my jangly
keys! And I
waved my paintbrush in the air!
And I clapped and
Only too bad for
’Cause nobody clapped
And here’s something even
Room Nine started laughing very
much. And it
was the mean kind.
“SHE WANTS TO BE A JANITOR!”
Then they pointed at my brown
And they called me the name of
And I didn’t know what to do.
’Cause I felt very
crumbling inside.
And so I just kept on standing
there and standing
And my eyes got a little bit of
wet in them. And
my nose started running very
That’s how come I covered my
“They’re not having courtesy
for me,” I said real
Only just then Mrs. clapped her
angry hands
together. And she scolded Room
Nine a real lot.
“Junie B. is right,” she said.
“Being a janitor is a
very important job. You have to
be hardworking and
reliable and very, very
trustworthy.”
I peeked through my fingers at
“Yeah, and don’t forget the
part where you have
to save people from danger,” I
Then that Jim I hate laughed
right out loud.
“Janitors don’t save people
from danger, you goonie
bird!” he said.
I stamped my foot at him. “Yes,
they do! They
do too! Because one time I was
eating a dangerous
Life Saver. And Janitor made me
spit it out! And also
he brought his flashlight to
Room Nine. And he
saved William from the
dangerous dental floss!”
Then I held up my jingling
“And see these things? Keys are
what Janitor
unlocks the bathroom door with.
Or else we couldn’t
even go to the
Then I showed him my
paintbrush.
“And Janitor paints litter
cans, too,” I said. “And
painting is the funnest thing I
That Jim did a mean smile.
“Yeah, well, too bad
for you, but you’re a girl. And
janitors have to be
boys. So there.”
I runned to his table. “No,
they do not, you
stupid head Jim!” I said.
“Girls can be anything boys
can be! Right, Mrs.? Right?
Right? ’Cause I saw that
on Sesame Street. And also on
Mrs. did a smile.
Then my bestest friend Grace
started to clap.
And guess what? All of the
other girls in Room
Nine clapped too.
Gus Vallony
Today Janitor came to Room Nine
for Show and
And it was the funnest day I
That’s ’cause he brought his
very big toolbox
And we played a game called
Name the Tools.
And guess what?
I knew the saw.
And the hammer.
And the metric socket set with
adjustable ratchet.
Then Janitor showed us how to
use his stuff.
And Charlotte got to shine his
giant flashlight.
And my bestest friend Grace got
to push his big
And lucky duck Lucille got to
chalkboard with his squishy
Except for then a little bit of
happened. ’Cause I wanted the
mop. Only that stupid
head Jim wouldn’t let go of it.
And so I had to pinch
After that, the mop got removed
Removed is the school word for
snatched right
out of our hands.
After that, Janitor sat in a
chair. And Room Nine
sat all around
Then he told us all about
himself and his job.
And guess what?
He’s been Janitor for fourteen
And he was borned in a
different country from
And his name is Gus
“Hey! I love that name of Gus
Vallony!” I
hollered out. “’Cause Vallony
is my favorite kind of
sandwich!”
Then I smiled very
“And guess what else?” I said
to Room Nine.
“Me and Janitor are bestest
friends. And sometimes
he calls me the nickname of
Then Janitor winked at
And so I winked back. Except
for both my eyes
kept on shutting. And so I had
to hold one of them
open with my
“I really like that Gus
Vallony,” I whispered to
my bestest friend
Only then that dumb girl named
Lily heard what
And she started singing, “Junie
B.’s got a boyyy
friennnd. Junie B.’s got a
boyyy friennnd.”
And so that’s how come I felt
very embarrassed.
“Me and my big fat mouth!” I
Then Mrs. laughed.
And Janitor
And everybody else laughed
After that, Janitor had to go
back to work. And
so Mrs. shook his
Then Room Nine clapped and
clapped for him.
And Janitor
And his jingly keys jangled all
the way out the
Laugh out loud with Junie B.
1 Junie B. Jones and the Stupid
Smelly Bus
2 Junie B. Jones and a Little
Monkey Business
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