搞笑段子:孩子的英语口语能力比阅读能力差太差怎么办

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A: This picture depicts a very popular phenomenon on our campus. A guy will spend a lot more when he makes a girlfriend, and his parents have to pay all the costs. B: Yes, there is a boy in my class did exactly the same thing. Since he made the girlfriend, he often buys her gifts, and they also eat outside a lot. So now he spends two times more than he did before he has girlfriend, and all the money comes from his parents. A: I can’t agree with his behavior. I mean, our parents have been supporting us for the last more than twenty years. There is no reason to ask more. B: Exactly. Lots of people live all by themselves at our age. Besides, it is easy to fall into a bad habit if we always blow money away by eating outside, buy clothes of famous brand…….
A: Yes. It is time for that kind of students to develop the sense of self-control. After all, we came here to study, not to enjoy. B: I couldn’t agree more. I also think the parents shouldn’t spoil him. They should cut him off the extra amount of money. Let him know, it is not easy to make money.
A: Yeah, maybe in that way, he will learn to spend money rationally.
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Think big goals and win big success.
目标远大则成就伟大。
如何用英语口语夸奖那些身边的萌娃们!
1,What a cutie pie!真是可爱的宝宝!
2,What a little cherub!真是太可爱了!
3,She is so adorable 她真是太可爱了!
4,She is an angel 她是一个小天使!
5,She a little darling 她是一个超级小可爱!
6,He is a little darling 他是一个超级小可爱!
7,He is so adorable 他是一个超级小可爱!
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今日搜狐热点There&is&no&egg&in&eggplant&(1)&nor&ham&in&hamburger(2),&neither&apple&nor&pine&in&pineapple(3)。
鸡蛋和茄子没什么血缘关系;苹果和凤梨的长相差距很大。
English&muffins(4)&weren't&invented&in&England&or&French&fries(5)&in&France。
英式松饼的家乡不是英国;炸土豆条的发源地也不是法国。
Sweetmeats(6)&are&candies&while&sweetbreads(7),&which&aren't&sweet,&are&meat。
蜜饯(sweetmeats)不是肉,是甜的;杂碎(sweetbreads)是肉,不是甜的。
We&find&that&quicksand(8)&can&work&slowly,&boxing&rings(9)&are&square&and&a&guinea&pig(10)&is&neither&from&Guinea&nor&is&it&a&pig。
流沙其实流得很慢;拳击台是方形的;实验用的小豚鼠的老家不是几内亚,长相和猪属于两种型。
If&a&vegetarian(11)&eats&vegetables,&what&does&a&humanitarian(12)&eat?
素食主义者吃蔬菜,人道主义者吃人(human)?
How&can&a&slim&chance(13)&and&a&fat&chance(14)&be&the&same,&while&a&wise&man(15)&and&wise&guy(16)&are&opposites?
胖瘦截然相反,可后面跟着chance就都变成&机会渺茫&了;聪明人(wise&man)改一个词,就沦落为自作聪明的人(wise&guy)。
How&can&overlook(17)&and&oversee(18)&be&opposites,&while&quite&a&lot(19)&and&quite&a&few(20)&are&alike?
Look和see是近义词,但oversee监视,overlook意思怎么就是忽视呢;A&lot和a&few是反义词,但与quite连用,怎么都表示很多的意思呢!
When&the&stars&are&out(21),&they&are&visible,&but&when&the&lights&are&out(22),&they&are&invisible。
星星出来了,我们能看到它们;灯灭了,我们就什么也看不见了。
When&you&wind&up&your&watch(23),&you&start&it,&but&when&you&wind&up&an&essay(24),&you&end&it?
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A:What kind of music do you like? B:I love just about anything by Prince. A:So,you're into 80s music then? B:Well,I like all of kinds of music, but he is one of my favorites. How about you? A:I like alternative music.B:Do you have a favorite band? A:To be honest, no. I'm always in search of new music to listen to. B:Do you often go to concerts? A: I usually go to see a live
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你这是搞笑段子还是单纯的对话
就是关于喜欢的音乐类型的对话而已。
有搞笑段子么?
或者比较有意思的经典的
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两个人可以对话的那种
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  A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?  B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)  A:you~你  B:Hu~胡  A:Who?谁?  B:yes, I am~是,我就是  A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字  B:Hu胡啊  A:You!你!  B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊  A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊  B:Hu!胡!  A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!  B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡  A:O~哦
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