英文幽默笑话带翻译短篇_英语诗歌
英文幽默笑话带翻译短篇
学习啦【英语诗歌】 编辑：韦彦
　　笑话 在《现代汉语词典》中作名词解时意为 能引人发笑的谈话或故事,供人当作笑料的事情 ,是一种以民间口头创作为主的文学样式。下面是学习啦小编带来的英文短篇笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
　　英文短篇幽默笑话带翻译篇一
　　The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, &Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?& When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: &Who was that woman?!& &Take it easy, honey,& said the groom, &I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her.&
　　一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。电梯操作员是一个漂亮的金发碧眼的美女，看到他们十分惊奇，她说：&嗨，Teddy,你好吗?&夫妇俩到了他们自己的房间，愤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解释：&那女人是谁?!&&冷静点，宝贝，&新郎说： &我得对她解释你是谁，这已经足够烦死我了。&
　　英文短篇幽默笑话带翻译篇二
　　Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
　　三位男子在公园的长椅土坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。
　　A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.
　　一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象，他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。
　　&Oh yes,& he said. &They are my friends&
　　&喔，认识，&他说，&他们是我的朋友&
　　&In that case,& warned the officer, &you'd better get them out of here!&
　　&那样的话，&警察告诫说，&你最好把他们从这里弄走。&
　　&Yes, sir.& the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
　　&好的，瞥官。&那男子回答说，接着就开始疯狂地做起划桨的动作来。
　　英文短篇幽默笑话带翻译篇三
　　Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o&clock.
　　汤姆是一位老人，他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步，在7点回来睡觉。
　　But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom&s wife, &The old man couldn&t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.&
　　但是，今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前，汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽车。警察告诉汤姆的妻子：&这位老人在街上迷路了，他让我用汽车送他回来。&
　　After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, &Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can&t find the way, what&s the matter?&
　　警察走后：&汤姆，你每天都到那条街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了?&
　　The old man smiles like a child and says, &I couldn&t find my way? I didn&t want to walk home.&
　　这位老人像孩子般的笑道：&我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。&
　　英文短篇幽默笑话带翻译篇四
　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, &Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.&
　　一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。
　　The mother exclaimed, &But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?&
　　妈妈激动地说：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么?
　　The little girl replied, &My homework.&
　　小女孩回答说：我的家庭作业。
　　英文短篇幽默笑话带翻译篇五
　　Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?老师: 汤姆，&男人&这个词的复数形式是什么?Tom: Men.汤姆:男人们。Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
　　老师: 答得好。那&孩子&的复数形式呢?Tom : Twins.
　　汤姆: 双胞胎。
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