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去年投简历，同学简历上写着法语六级(英语四级都没过，就会几句法语)，面试的人让他说几句法语证明一下，他对着面试的经理用法语来了一句，我爱你，亲爱的姑凉，我会爱你一辈子之类的话。然后，立马录取，刚开始月薪7000+，现在是销售经理。
回复 13楼：法语，不是日语，然后简历上他写着会说，法语怎么分我也不知道
回复 12楼：日语只有N5-N1吧。
然后楼主效仿，简历写上日语八级，然后面试过了，月入上万，只是每个孤单的夜，都会楼主哼唱，菊花残，满腚伤。。。
回复 8楼：孩子大了，基本上都跟他奶奶，我做事。
回复 9楼：已经露馅了，所以变成xiaoshou了，谁知道干的比谁都好
等露相滚的比谁都快
回复 5楼：你不看孩子吗，今天
回复 6楼：没有
没法语对话？ 兄弟
都是套路……
回复 3楼：我觉得也像假的，但他妈的是真的
编的真假，
销售靠积极与忽悠
面试他的经理有多丑
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Ooh! Careful, Homer! There's no time.We're
late.O little town of Bethlehem O little town of
Bethlehem How still we see the elie -Excuse me.Pardon
me.- Sorry.Excuse me.- Hey,
Norman, how's it goin'? So you got dragged down here too, huh? -
How you doin', Fred? - Sorry.Excuse me.-
Yeah.'Scuse me.Oh! Pardon my
galoshes.Are met in thee tonight Wasn't that
wonderful? And now "Santas of many lands," as presented by the
entire second grade class.Oh! Lisa's
class.Frohliche Weihnachten.That's German
for " Merry Christmas." In Germany, Santa's servant
Ruprecht gives presents to good children and whipping rods to the
parents of bad ones.Merry Kurisumasu.I am
Hotseiosha, a japanese priest who acts like Santa
Claus.I have eyes in the back ofmy head so children
better behave when I'm nearby.Now presenting Lisa
Simpson as Tawanga, the Santa Claus of the South
Seas.Ooh, it's Lisa! That's ours.Ah, the
fourth grade will now favor us with a melody-- Uh, medley of
holiday "flavorites." Dashing through the snow In a
one-horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Ha
ha ha Bells on bobtail ring - Isn't Bart sweet, Homer? He sings
like an angel.Oh, jingle bells Batman smells Robin
laid an egg The Batmobile broke its wheel The joker got awa--
Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all The fifth grade will now
favour us with a scene from Charles, uh, Dickens' A Christmas
Carol.How many grades does this school have? " Dear
friends of the Simpson family, "We had some sadness and some
gladness this year." First, the
sadness.Our little cat Snowball "was unexpectedly run
over and went to kitty heaven."But we bought a new
little cat, Snowball I."So I guess life goes
on."Speaking of life going on, Grandpa's still with
us, feisty as ever." Maggie is walking by herself,
"Lisa got straight A's, and Bart-- "Well, we love
Bart."The magic of the season has touched us
all.Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter
yet? - " Homer sends his love.Happy
holidays.- Marge! - The Simpsons." -
Marge, where's the extension cord? For heaven's sake,
Homer.It's in the utility
drawer.Sorry.I'm just a big
kid.And I love Christmas so much.D'oh!
All right, children, let me have those letters.I'll
send them to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.Oh,
please.There's only one fat guy that brings us
presents, and his name ain't Santa.Uh-- A pony? Oh,
Lisa, you've asked for that for the last three years, and I keep
telling you Santa can't fit a pony into his
sleigh.Can't you take a hint? But I really want a
pony, - and I've been really good this year.- Oh,
dear.Maybe Bart is a little more
realistic.- A tattoo? - A what? Yeah! They're cool,
and they last the rest of your life.you will not be
getting a tattoo for Christmas.Yeah.If
you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your
allowance.- All right! - Homer! -
"Yello." - Marge, please.- Who's this?
May I please speak to Marge? - This is her sister, isn't it? - Is
Marge there? - Who shall I say is calling? - Marge,
please.It's your sister.Oh! -
Hello.- Hello, Marge.It's
Patty.Selma and I couldn't be more excited about
seeing our sister Christmas Eve.Well, Homer and I are
looking forward to your visit too.Somehow I doubt that
Homer is excited.of all the men you could've married,
I don't know why you picked one who's always so rude to
us.- Good one, Dad.Okay, kids, prepare to
be dazzled.Marge, turn on the juice! - What do you
think, kids? - Nice try, Dad.Just hold your horses,
son.Hey, Simpson! - What is it, Flanders? - Do you
think this looks okay? Ho ho ho.Ho ho
ho.- Oh! - Oh, neato! It's too bright.I
oughta-- Flanders.What a big show-off.-
Kids, wanna go Christmas shopping? - I do! - All right! The mall! -
Go get your money.Tell us, Marge.Where
have you been hiding the Christmas money? Oh, I have my
secrets.Turn around.- you can look
now.- Ooh! Big jar this year.Oh, Bart,
that's so sweet.It's the best present a mother could
get, and it makes you look so dangerous.- One "
Mother," please.Wait a minute.How old are
you? - Twenty-one, sir.- Get in the
chair.Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.-
Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.Attention, all personnel,
please keep working during the following
announcement.And now our boss and friend
Mr.Burns.Hello.I'm proud to
announce that we've been able to increase safety here at the plant
without increasing the cost to the consumer or affecting management
payraises.However, for you semiskilled workers, there
will be no Christmas bonuses.- Oh, and one more
thing.Merry Christmas! - Oh, thank God for the big
jar.- Where's that Bart? But, Mom, I thought you'd
like it.Yes, Mrs.Simpson, we can remove
your son's tattoo.It's a simple routine involving
lasers.- Cool! - However, it is rather expensive, and
we must insist on a cash payment up front.- Cash? -
Mm-hmm.Thank God for Homer's Christmas
bonus.- Ay, caramba! - Now, whatever you do, don't
squirm.you don't wanna get this sucker near your eye
or your groin.- Ow! Quit it.Ow! Quit
it.Ow! Quit it.- Ow! Quit
it.- Hey, what's with this? Ow! Quit it! Used to be a
real boss tattoo.Mom had to spend the Christmas money
having it surgically removed.Huh? It's true! The jar
is empty! Oh, my God! We're ruined.Christmas is
canceled.No presents for anyone! Don't worry,
Homer.We'll just have to stretch your Christmas bonus
- even further this year.- Homer? - Oh,
yeah.My Christmas bonus.How silly of
me.This'll be the best Christmas yet.The
best any family ever
had.Hohoho.Hohoho.Hohoho.Ho
ho ho.Hohoho.Hmm.I get the
feeling there's something you haven't told me, Homer.-
Huh? Oh.I love you, Marge.- you tell me
that all the time.Oh, good, because I do love
you.I don't deserve you as much as a guy with a fat
wallet and a credit card that won't set off that horrible
beeping.I think it does have something to do with your
Christmas bonus.I keep asking for it, but-- Marge, um,
let me be honest with you.- Yes? - Well, I would-- I--
I wanna do the Christmas shopping this year.Uh, sure,
okay.Marge,
Marge.Hmm.Let'ssee.Ooh,
look! Pantyhose.Practical and alluring.A
six-pack.Oh! Only 4.99.Ooh!
Pads of paper.I bet Bart can think of a million things
to do with these.That just leaves little
Maggie.Oh, look! A little squeak toy.It
says it's for dogs, but she can't read.Ow! Oh,
Simpson, it's you.- Hello, Flanders.- Oh,
my! What a mess we've got here.Well, which ones are
yours and which ones are mine? - Well, let's see.- Oh,
this one's mine.This one's mine.- This
one's mine, and this-- - They're all yours! - Hey, you dropped your
pork chop.- Gimme that! - Well, happy holidays,
Simpson.- Gee, this is the best Christmas
ever.- You bet.What's the matter, Homer?
Somebody leave a lump of coal in your stocking? You've been sitting
there, sucking on a beer all day long.- So? - So, it's
Christmas.- Thanks, Moe.Drinks all
around! What's with the crazy getup, Barn? I got me a part-timejob
working as a Santa down at the mall.Wow! Can I do
that? I don't know.They're pretty
selective.Do you like children? What do you mean? All
the time? Even when they're nuts? - Hmm.- Uh, I
certainly do.Welcome aboard,
Simpson.Pending your successful completion of our
training program, that is.Ho ho ho.Ho ho
ho.Ho ho ho.Ho ho ho.- What
is it now, Simpson? - Uh, when do we get paid? Not a dime till
Christmas Eve! Now, from the top.Ho ho
ho.Ho ho ho.Um, Dasher.-
Dancer.- Mm-hmm.- Prancer.-
Mm-hmm.Nixon.Comet and
Cupid.- Donna Dixon? - Sit down,
Simpson.And what would you like, little boy? - You're
not really Santa, tubby.- Why, you little egghead! No,
Homer! If such an emergency arises, you just tell them Santa's vey
busy this time of year, - and you are one of his
helpers.- Oh, I knew that one too! Homer, why are you
seven hours late? Not a word, Marge.I'm heading
straight for the tub.But, Homer, my sisters are
here.- Don't you wanna say hello? - Daddy! We're so
glad to see you! - Oh, Dad, you're finally home! What? Why? Oh,
yeah.Hello, Patty.Hello,
Selma.- How was your trip? - Fine.- you
both look well.- Thank you.- Yeah, well,
Merry Christmas.- It's Christmas? - you wouldn't know
it around here.- And why is that? - For one thing,
there's no tree - I was just on my way out to get one! - Can we go
too, Dad? - Yeah, can we? No! Sleighbells ring Are you listening In
the lane Snow is glistening A beautiful sight We're happy tonight -
Walking in a winter wonderland Hey! What do you think you're doin'?
- Uh-oh.- Hey! Hey! - Come back here! So what do you
think, kids? Beauty, isn't it? - Wow! Yay, Dad! - Way to go, Dad! -
Why is there a birdhouse in it? - Uh, that's an
ornament.Do I smell gunpowder? and then I want some
Robotoids.And then I want a Goop
Monster.And then I want a great big, giant-- Aw, son,
you don't need all that junk.I'm sure you've already
got something much more important-- a decent home and a loving
father who would do anything for you.Hey, I couldn't
afford lunch.Give me a bite of that
donut.Get a load of that quote-unquote
Santa.I can't believe those kids are falling for
it.Hey, Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his
lap.- I dare you to yank his beard off.-
Ah, touche.I hope you feel better,
Santa.Oh, I will when Mrs.Claus' sisters
get outta town.Thanks for listenin',
kid.Hey, Santa, what's shakin', man? What's your name,
Bart ner? Uh, little partner? - I'm Bart Simpson.Who
are you? - I'm jolly Old St.Nick.Oh,
yeah? We'll just see about that.D'oh! - Homer! - A
word with you in Santa's workshop.- Cover for me,
Elfie.- I didn't know it was you.Nobody
knows.It's a secret.I didn't get my bonus
this year.But to keep the family from missing out on
Christmas, - I'd do anything.- I'll say,
Dad.you must really love us to sink so
low.Now, let's not get mushy, son.I still
have a job to do.Hey, little ones.Santa's
back.Ho ho-- D'oh! Damn it to-- Ah, son, one day
you're gonna know the satisfaction of payday.Receiving
a big fat check for a job well done.Simpson, Homer?
Here ya go.Come on, son.Let's go cash
this baby and get presents for-- Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a
minute.That's right.$120
gross.Less Social Security, less unemployment
insurance, - less Santa training - Santa training? less costume
purchase, less beard rental, less Christmas club.-
But-- But-- - See ya next year.- Ohh! - Come on,
Dad.Let's go home.Thirteen bucks? you
can't get anything for 13 bucks.Allright! Thirteen
bigones! Springfield Downs, here I come! - What? - you heard
me.I'm goin' to the dog track.I got a hot
little puppy in the fourth race.- Wanna come? - Sory,
Barney.I may be a total washout as a father, but I'm
not gonna take my kid to a sleazy dog track on Christmas
Eve.Come on, Simpson.The dog's name is
Whirlwind.Ten-to-one shot.Money in the
bank.- Uh-uh.- Ah, come on,
Dad.This can be the miracle that saves the Simpsons'
Christmas.If TV has taught me anything, it's that
miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas.It
happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to
the Smurfs and it's gonna happen to us.Well, okay,
let's go.Who's Tiny Tim? Hey, Moldy, do you think
Santa will be able to find ElfCounty under all this snow? I doubt
it, Bubbles.We'll be sad little elves this
Christmas.- Oh, no! - Oh, brother.-
Where's your husband? - Yeah.It's getting
late.Said he went caroling with
Bart.We're in the money, we're in the money We got a
lot of what it takes to get along I can't believe I'm doing
this.Can we open our presents now, Dad? you know the
tradition, son.Not till the eighth
race.Hey, Barney, which one is Whirlwind? Number
Six.That's our lucky dog right over
there.He's won his last five races.What?
That scrawny little bag of bones? Come on, Dad.They're
all scrawny little bags of bones.Yeah, you're
right.I guess Whirlwind is our only hope for a Merry
Christmas.Attention, racing fans, we have a late
scratch in the fourth race.Number 8, Sir Galahad will
be replaced by Santa's Little Helper.Once again, Sir
Galahad has been replaced by Santa's Little
Helper.Bart, did you hear that? What a name! Santa's
Little Helper! - It's a sign! It's an omen! - It's a coincidence,
Dad.- What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper? -
Ninety-nine to one.Wow! Ninety-nine times thirteen
equals Merry Christmas! I got a bad feeling about
this.- Don't you believe in me, son? - Uh-- Come on,
boy.Sometimes your faith is all that keeps me
going.Oh, go for it, Dad.That's my boy!
Eveything on Santa's Little Helper.Three cheers for
Brainy! - Hip hip hooray! - Yay! Unadulterated
pap.It's almost 9:00.Where's Homer
anyway? It's so typical of the big doof us to spoil it
all.- What, Aunt Patty? - Oh, nothing,
dear.I'm just trashing your father.Well,
I wish you wouldn't because aside from the fact he has the same
frailties as all human belings.he's the only father I
have.Therefore, he is my model of manhood, and my
estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult
relationships.So I hope you bear in mind that any
knock at him is a knock at me, and I'm far too young to defend
myself against such onslaughts.Mm-hmm.Go
watch your cartoon show, dear.Come on,
Bart.Kiss the ticket for good luck, not that we need
it.Here comes Screwy the mechanical
rabbit.- and they're off! - Come on, Santa's Little
Helper! - Come on, dog! Go, man, go! It's Whirlwind in the lane,
and coming up on the left is Quadruped, followed by Dog O'War and
Fido.- Go! Come on, boy! - Go! Come on, get that
rabbit! Dog O'War coming up fast on the outside.- Come
on, Santa's Little Helper! - Come on, dog! Go, man, go! And with a
lock on last place, it's Santa's Little Helper.- Don't
worry, Dad.Maybe this is just for suspense before the
miracle happens.- Come on, you stupid dog! Come on! -
Go, go! - Run! Run! - Run, run! Come on, get that rabbit! - Go, go,
Santa's Little Helper! Run! - Go, go, go! Whirlwind by a
countrymile, second, ChewMyShoe, followed by Dog
O'War.Oh, jeez! Doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV
has betrayed me.I don't wanna leave till our dog
finishes.Ah, forget it.Let's
go.- Find any winners, son? - Sory,
Dad.Hey, hey, Simpson! What'dl tell you? Whirlwind!
Let's go, Daria.Beat it! Scram! Get lost! - you came
in last for the last time! Look, Dad, it's Santa's Little
Helper.And don't come back! Oh, no, you don't! No, no!
Get away from me! Uh-uh! Oh, can we keep him, Dad, please? But he's
a loser! He's pathetic! He's-- A
Simpson.Hmm.Maybe I should call the
police.- Oh, he'll sober up.-
Yeah.Come staggering
home.Mm-hmm.Smelling of cheap
perfume.- Homer! - What? What the-- Who the-- - Look,
eveybody, - I have a confession to make.- This should
be good.I didn't get my Christmas bonus.I
tried not to let it ruin Christmas for eveybody, but no matter what
I did-- - Hey, eveybody, lookwhat we got! A dog! All right, Dad! -
God bless him.- So love at first sight is
possible.And if he runs away, he'll be easy to
catch.Oh, this is the best gift of all, Homer! - It
is? - Yes.Something to share our love and frighten
prowlers.- What's his name? - Number 8-- I mean,
Santa's Little Helper.Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it - you would even say
it glows - Like a light bulb! -Bart! - All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names - Like Shnozzola! -Lisa! They
never let poor Rudolph - Join in any reindeergames -Like
strippoker! -I'm warning you two! - Then one foggy Christmas Eve -
Santa came to say - Take it, Homer! Uh, Rudolph get your nose over
here - So you can guide my sleigh today - Oh,
Homer.Then all the reindeer loved him and they shouted
out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in
history -Like Attila the Hu-- - You little-- Shh.
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果丹皮用英语怎么说啊？
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以前翻译添加剂标准时遇到这个问题，当时很囧，查了很多资料都不知道它的说法，最后木办法，跟codex的标准学习，给出了拼音，后面又在括号里标注了：山楂制品。。。
结果近来又发现还有用胡萝卜什么的来制作果丹皮的。。。于是 我困惑了~~特来跟大家讨论一下？望各位不吝赐教~
这个问题有点纠结
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应该是描述成果酱膏体类似的吧
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fruit leather& && && && && && && && && && && && && &&&:)
关于明天的事，后天就知道啦！！
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美国市场上的果丹皮
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关于明天的事，后天就知道啦！！
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谢谢楼上各位~~
额 有时候感觉 当果丹皮、山楂糕、山楂片一起出现时 翻译起来就很郁闷
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应该是描述成果酱膏体类似的吧
浑身是血 发表于
血同学~~个人感觉膏体的应该属于山楂糕~
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& & fruit leather
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哈哈 这种食品有点可怕
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& & 果丹皮不是比较薄的山楂糕卷起来的么
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回复&&foodtrans
& & 果丹皮不是比较薄的山楂糕卷起来的么
浑身是血 发表于
太有才了~~哈哈 我也不知道具体工艺~~只负责吃，哈哈~~不过貌似是比较有硬度 有嚼劲，水分肯定少，密度大，是压缩后的山楂糕吧~~~
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& & 果丹皮应该是果酱类的原料平铺烘干在卷起来的
山楂糕不清楚，应该也是类似过程，最后是切割吧
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& & 额~~原来是这样~~只有中国人才能想出如此的美食。。。
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