告诉与笨蛋
小明：“我加工资了，但我不知道怎么办才好。”小王：“怎么了？”小明：“如果这件事不告诉我老婆，她一定会说我不加工资是因为我是个笨蛋。”小王：“那你就告诉她啊！”小明：“不，那我才真是个笨蛋。”
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熊孩子小明系列笑话（两则）
1、小明又被老师叫到了办公室，老师拿着大棒子等着小明道：“好啊，好啊，你这笨蛋是又给我拿了大零蛋回来！你说说，你这让我如何见你父母啊？”小明一听这话，眼泪立马就下来了，小明哭着说道：“老师，我有努力过！”老师一听这话来了精神道：“你说说，你是咋努力的？”小明哭着说道：“我很努力的擦你写的0分，可你是用墨水写的，我擦不掉啊！”2、小明因为经常不写作业，于是又被老师叫到了办公室，老师冲小明吼道：“你个兔崽子，又没写作业？你说说，我该怎么罚你？”小明严肃的说道：“老师，你罚我重写昨天的作业十遍吧！让我长长记性！”第二天后，老师发现小明依旧没写作业，老师暴怒的冲小明吼道：“你的十遍呢？”小明嘻嘻笑道：“老师，你忘了么？我昨天根本没有写作业啊？10X0依旧等于0哟！”
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