小学英语短文20词10篇20字以下啊 超了别写
January 13 2011
It was the first day of our winter holiday. All of us were
very happy. Why? Because we have one months to do things we love to do. We are free. Although we have some homework. But we can finish them in several days. And the rest time we can
make good use of. My god! We have been very tired after hard
studying. In winter holidays, I will have a good rest.
January 14 2011
It was the second day of our winter holiday. I felt good. I felt I’m free. I had a lot of time to do things I like. My parents are in Beijing. So I live alone but I don’t feel lonely. But I didn’t do something special. I stayed at home
and watched TV. Oh! I wrote an English daily composition. It was my homework. Today, I have slept for 14 hours. I thought I was very tired. It was time for dinner. I must go! I am very hungry.
January 15 2011
It was the third day of our winter holiday. Today, there are many business in my mother’s company. So my mother told me to help my uncle who is the manager of my mother’s company. I sat in my mother’s office and help her answer the telephone. While I was free, I was writing my homework. Although I also have a lot of time to do my homework, I still do it.
should take good use of our time.
January 16 2011
It is a special day today. My mother sent one hundred basket of red bayberries（杨梅）. I like to eat red bayberries. It tastes nice. When they arrived in Shanghai, they were still fresh. But most of them would be sent to my mother’s business friends. I chose the best basket of red bayberries to eat. I put the rest in my refrigerator. Red bayberry is my hometown’s special product. It is well-known in china. Many people like to eat it.
January 17 2011
Today, I still went to my mother’s office. My mother was very busy, so was my father. They always live in Beijing. They must get up early. Because they will manage the factory. So I know they are very busy. So I should save my money. Also I should help them. Although I can’t do something useful, but I think I should share the work with them. I am one of my family member. In the future, I will take a job and work. It’ time for me to begin to learn how to work.
January 18 2011
I have rested for a week. I began to feel bored. So I went out with my friends. They are my best friends in the middle school. We didn’t go to someplace special. We just saw the other. We had lunch together. While we were having lunch, we were still talking about the new school and new friends. January 19 2011
I have stayed in Shanghai alone for a week. It’s time for me to go to my real home—it is in Beijing. My parents are waiting for me. Although outside is no matter how beautiful, Beijing is still my home. In fact, there is many fresh things. Like red bayberries. In the afternoon, I took a bus to Beijing. I was very unlucky that my mp3 was stolen. I was very sad. I didn’t know why thieves went to steal other’s things. Why don’t they hunt for a job? I don’t why! I hope there is no thief in our motherland.
January 20 2011
When I got home, it was very dark. Why? There is no electric. Every year in Beijing, there is lack of electric to supply. Because there are a lot of factories. And it is very cold in winter. So the government decided: supply electric to resident and the factories must stop working. My house is in the manufacturing district. I was unlucky. It was very cold. So my father use the electric making machine to make electric. Oh! What a unlucky winter!
January 21 2011It was cooler than yesterday. One of my father’s friends invited me to eat red bayberries. You must know it is unusual. Because we will climb the hill to eat red bayberries. There is no chance to eat red bayberries in the hill for the people who don’t live in Beijing. On the hill, you can breathe the fresh air, you can listen birds singing and you can eat red bayberries. It was enjoyable. It is said there are wild pigs in the hill. What a beautiful natural.
January 22 2011
Today I found time was a cruel thing. Whatever man is, time always goes on. It won’t stay to wait for somebody. You can’t use anything to exchange time. Time is also a fair thing. Although you have a lot of money or you enjoy high reputation, time won’t leave them more. Today I found I hadn’t enough time. Although I have 50-day holiday, but I found I had a lot of things to do. I had a lot of homework to do and I had something necessary to do月13日这是我们的冬季假期的第一天.我们大家都非常高兴.为什么呢?因为我们有一个月做我们爱做的事情.我们是自由的.虽然我们有一些功课.但我们可以在数天内完成.和休息时间,我们可以好好利用.我的上帝!我们一直很疲倦经过艰难学习.在冬季假期,我将有一个良好的休息.月14日这是我们的冬季假期的第二天.我感觉很好.我觉得我自由了.我有很多时间做我喜欢的事情.我的父母都在北京.所以,我独自生活,但我并不感到孤独.但我没有做一些特别的东西.我住在家里看电视.哦!我写了一份英文报章组成.这是我的功课.今天,我睡了14个小时.我以为我很疲惫.这是吃晚饭的时间.我必须去!我饿极了.日这是我们的冬季假期的第三天.今天,有许多企业在我母亲的公司.所以,我的母亲告诉我,帮助我的叔叔,谁是我母亲的公司的经理.我坐在我母亲的办公室,并帮她接电话.虽然我是免费的,我写我的功课.虽然我也有很多时间做功课,我仍然这样做.我们应该好好利用我们的时间.日今天是一个特殊的日子.我的母亲送百的红bayberries（杨梅）篮子.我喜欢吃红色月桂果.它的味道不错.当他们抵达上海,他们仍记忆犹新.但其中大部分将被发送到我母亲的商界朋友.我选择红色bayberries的最佳的篮子吃.我把我的冰箱里休息.杨梅是我的家乡的特殊产品.这是在中国众所周知的.很多人都喜欢吃它.日今天,我还是去了我母亲的办公室.我的母亲是非常繁忙,所以是我的父亲.他们一直住在北京.他们必须早起.因为他们将管理工厂.所以我知道他们是非常忙碌.所以,我要救我的钱.我也应该帮助他们.虽然我不能做一些有用的东西,但我想我应该分享与他们的工作.我对我的家庭成员之一.在将来,我会考虑就业和工作.它的时间,我开始学习如何使用.日我已经休息了一个星期.我开始觉得无聊.所以我与朋友出去.他们是我最好的朋友在中学.我们没去在某处特别.我们看见了其他.我们共进午餐.虽然我们吃午饭,我们仍然谈论新学校和新朋友.日我住在上海单独一个星期.这是我去我真正的家,它是在北京的时候了.我的父母都在等待我.虽然外面是无论美丽,北京仍然是我的家.事实上,有许多新鲜的东西.像红色月桂果.在下午,我坐公共汽车到北京.我很不幸,我的MP3被窃取.我非常难过.我不知道为什么小偷去窃取别人的东西.为什么他们不追捕工作呢?我不为什么!我希望在我们的祖国有没有小偷.日我回到家中时,它是非常黑暗的.为什么呢?有没有电.每年在北京,还有就是缺少电力供应.因为有很多工厂.它是非常寒冷的冬季.因此,政府决定：供应电对居民和工厂必须停止工作.我的房子是在制造业区.我是不幸的.这是非常冷.因此,我的父亲使用电制造的机器使电.哦!什么是倒霉的冬天!月21日这是比昨天凉快.我父亲的朋友邀请我吃红色月桂果.你必须知道,这是不寻常的.因为我们会爬上山吃红bayberries.有没有机会吃红色月桂果在山的人并不住在北京.山坡上,你能呼吸新鲜空气,你可以听鸟唱歌,你可以吃红色月桂果.这是愉快的.据说有野猪在山上.一个多么美丽的自然.2011年一月二十二日今天,我发现时间是一个残忍的事情.无论是男人,总是对的时间.它不会留下来等待某人.你不能用什么来交换时间.时间也是公平的事.虽然你有很多钱,或者你享有较高的声誉,时间不会离开他们更多.今天,我发现我已经没有足够的时间.虽然我有50天假期,但我发现我有很多事情要做.我有很多功课要做,我有必要做
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　　中考英语作文写作不难，但拿高分却不容易。如何让自己的英语作文在中考中脱颖而出呢?
　　一、审：审文体、审内容、审人称
　　二、抓：确定主要行为 What happened?
　　三、 扩：Who did what?
　　使用常用高级语法:非谓语动词，with复合结构，强调句，倒装句，感叹句，定语从句，状语从句, 名词性从句等.
　　a. 表示结果用so that/so&that&/such&that& as a result
　　b. 表示递进用not only&but also
　　c. 表示伴随用 with 短语或者非谓语
　　d. 表示强调用感叹句或强调句
　　e. 多重修饰用定语从句
　　f. 复杂意思用名词性从句
　　g. 表示目的用不定式，only常用在不定式的前面，作结果状语
　　h. 倒装句
　　四、连：事件的先后顺序的连接：正确使用过渡词，使行文流畅。并注意段与段的衔接。
　　a. 列举和顺序用 firstly, secondly, last, then, finally, next, such as，after that
　　b. 表示意义增补和引申用also, besides, above all, what&s more / what&s worse
　　c. 表示结果用 so, therefore, as a result, so&that
　　d. 表示意义转折用instead, however, but
　　e. 表示解释说明用 inother words, that is to say
　　f. 表示概括和总结用 then, in all, as we know
　　g. 表示时间顺序用 now, at first, when, after
　　h. 表示并列关系用 or, and, also, too,
　　i. 表示条件关系用 as(so) long as, if, unless
　　j. 表示举例用 for example, for instance, such as
　　k. 表示让步关系用though, even if , however, as
　　五、润：注意时态、名词的单复数、标点和拼写是否正确,词数是否符合要求等。
　　下面是十篇中考作文范文：
　　〖题目〗假如李明是你的好朋友，根据提示写一篇80词左右的短文介绍李明的业余爱好。（短文开头已给出）
　　提示语：
　　1. 李明以前是个电影迷, 一周至少去看两次电影，有时租VCD在家里看，最喜欢的影星是姜文；
　　2. 李明现在的兴趣是集邮, 认为集邮非常有趣，可以从邮票上学到很多关于人物、地点、历史的知识, 有些旧邮票非常有价值；
　　3. 上周五是李明的生日, 他从朋友那里得到了许多邮票，非常高兴。
　　〖范文〗
　　Li Ming is my good friend. He has many hobbies. He used to be a movie fan. He went to the movie theater at least twice a week. Sometimes he rented VCDs and watched them at home. His favorite movie star was Jiang Wen.
　　Now Li Ming is interested in collecting stamps. He thinks it&#39;s great fun. He can learn a lot about people, places, history and many other things from stamps. Some old stamps are very valuable.
　　Last Friday was Li Ming&#39;s birthday. He got many stamps from his friends. Li Ming was very happy.
　　〖题目〗假如你的新笔友叫Mike。请你给他写一封回信，介绍你的情况。信的内容必须包括：
　　你的姓名，年龄，所就读的学校，年级、班级，爱好，最喜欢的学科及理由，最喜欢的影片及理由等。信的内容不得少于十句话。信的开头和结尾已给出。
　　Dear Mike,
　　Thanks for your letter. Now I&#39;d like to tell you something about myself._______
　　Yours, Bob
　　January 12th, 2002
　　〖范文〗
　　Dear Mike,
　　Thanks for your letter, Now I&#39;d like to tell you something about myself.
　　My nameis x x. I&#39;m twelve. I study at Bei Da Resource Middle School, I&#39;m in class Four Grade One. My favorite subject is science and I also like geography. Because they are very important and useful. I like playing the violin. I like an action movie. Because it is exciting .What about you? Do you like an action movie?
　　Please write to tell me soon.
　　January 12 th, 2002
　　〖题目〗根据表格内容提示，以第一人称写一篇短文。词数：70词左右。
　　姓名：夏韵涵
　　出生：1993年10月
　　户籍：宁德市
　　班级：宁德市108中学八年级五班
　　兴趣：集邮、唱歌等
　　周末活动：去公园划船、看电影
　　本人愿望：当一名战士（soldier）
　　〖范文〗
　　My nameis Xia Yunhan. I was born in October, 1993. I live in Ningde. I study in Class 5, Grade 8, Ningde No. 108 Middle School. I like collecting stamps and singing. At weekends I often go boating in the park, and go to the movies, too. When I grow up, I want to be a soldier.
　　〖题目〗假设你是导游，请根据下面表格所给的提示，用英语向外宾简单介绍一下景点的情况及参观时的注意事项。词数: 70词左右(开头已给出,但不计入总词数)。
　　景点名称：The Sandu Island
　　特色：四面环海,风景优美,历史悠久,有许多名胜古迹等。
　　娱乐项目：划船、野餐、钓鱼、海滨漫步等。
　　注意事项：注意人身安全,上午在岛上游览,中午在岛上用餐,下午离岛。
　　〖范文〗
　　Ladies and gentlemen,
　　Welcome to the Sandu Island! Now let me tell you something about it. The Sandu Islandis a beautiful place surrounded by the sea and it has a long history. It&#39;s a good place to spend holidays because there are many places of interest on it.
　　You can have great fun on this island. You can go boating, go fishing and have picnics if you like. Besides, you can walk along the beach.
　　You&#39;ll stay on the island for the whole morning, have lunch on the island and leave in the afternoon. While you are traveling, pay attention to your own safety.
　　Hope you have a good time on the island!
　　Thank you.
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　　Midway Tactics
　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, &Gigantic Sale!& and &Super Bargains!&
　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, &Prices Slashed!& and &Fantastic Discounts!&
　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, &ENTRANCE&.
　　三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
　　右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：&大减价!&&特便宜!&
　　左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：&大砍价!&&大折扣!&
　　中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：&入口处&。
　　Very Pleased to Meet You
　　During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.
　　One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, &I&m going abroad tomorrow, but I&d be very happy if we could write to each other.& Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.
　　Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.
　　Joan went there and said to the matron, &I&ve come to visit Captain Humphreys.&
　　&Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here,& the matron said.
　　&Oh, that&s all right,& answered Joan. &I&m his sister.&
　　&I&m very pleased to meet you,& the matron said, &I&m his mother!&
　　在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。
　　一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，&我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。&琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。
　　后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。
　　琼到了医院，她对护士长说，&我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。&
　　&这里只有亲属可以探望病人。&护士长说。
　　&噢，是的，&琼说，&我是他的妹妹。&
　　&很高兴认识你，&护士长说，&我是他的母亲。&
　　Two Soldiers
　　Two soldiers were in camp. The first one&s name was George, and the second one&s name was Bill. George said, &have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?&
　　Bill said, &Yes, I have,& and he gave them to him.
　　Then George said, &Now I haven&t got a pen.& Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, &have you got a stamp, Bill?& Bill gave him one.
　　Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, &Are you going out?&
　　Bill Said, &Yes, I am,& and he opened the door.
　　George said, &Please put my letter in the box in the office, and...& He stopped.
　　&What do you want now?& Bill said to him.
　　George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, &What&s your girl-friend&s address?&
　　军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：&比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?&
　　比尔说：&有。&然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。
　　乔治又说：&我还没有笔呢。&比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：&比尔，你有邮票吗?&比尔给了他一张。
　　这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：&你要出去吗?&
　　比尔说：&是的。&随即打开了门。
　　乔治说：&请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...&他停住了。
　　&你还要什么?&比尔问。
　　乔治看着信封说：&你女朋友的地址是-?&
　　Five Months Older
　　The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.
　　But John&s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy&s family name, so when he saw John&s papers, he was surprised.
　　&How old are you?& he said.
　　&Eighteen, sir,& said John.
　　&But your brother was eighteen, too,& said the doctor. &Are you twins?&
　　&Oh, no, sir,& said John, and his face went red. &My brother is five months older than I am.&
　　大五个月
　　第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。
　　可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。
　　&你多大了?&军医问。
　　&十八，长官。&约翰说。
　　&可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?&
　　约翰脸红了，说：&哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。&
　　West Point
　　My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, &to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point.&
　　One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, &We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point.&
　　父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的橄榄球赛。开始之前，我们到处转了转，碰到许多穿着整齐制服的学员。几名游客问新兵是否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄。&好让我们的儿子知道，如果他到西点军校来学习会得到什么。&
　　一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员，问她是否愿意摆个姿势照相。他们解释说：&我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么。&
　　(6)Present for Girlfriend
　　At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. &Shall I engrave her name on it?& the jeweler asked.
　　The customer thought for a moment, and then said, &No-engrave it &To my one and only love&. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again.&
　　送给女友的礼物
　　在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。&要我把她的名字刻在上面吗?&珠宝商问道。
　　那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：&不--在上面刻&给我唯一的爱&。这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。&
　　Be Careful What You Wish For
　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
　　Next, it was the husband&s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, &Well, I&d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.&
　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
　　慎重许愿
　　一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。
　　庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。
　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。&呯!&的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。
　　接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，&那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。&
　　仙女拾起了魔术棒。&呯!&，他变成了90岁。
　　Wood Fire
　　One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. &Husbands they go out if left unattened.&
　　&Does that mean,& asked the other, &that they make ashes of themselves?&
　　森林之火
　　一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特性：&丈夫们就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他们就会燃烧起来。&
　　&那是不是意味着，&另一个问道，&他们将自己烧成灰烬?&
　　Best Reward
　　A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
　　&The best way, sir,& said the deck hand, &is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I&d pulled you out, they&d chuck me in.&
　　最好的奖赏
　　一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。
　　&最好的办法，长官，&这名水手说，&是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。&
　　Napoleon Was Ill
　　Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
　　&He&s a good boy,& said Jack&s father, &and if you let him pass this time, I&m sure he&ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.&
　　&No, no, that&s quite impossible,& replied the professor immediately. &Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn&t know!&
　　&Please, sir, give him another chance,& said Jack&s father. &You see, I&m afraid we don&t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill.&
　　拿破仑病了
　　杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。
　　&他是个好孩子，&杰克的父亲说：&您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。&
　　&不，不，那不可能，&教授马上回答。&你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。&
　　&先生，请再给他一次机会吧。&杰克的父亲说：&你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。&
　　He Was Only Wrong by Two
　　Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren&t always smart enought to be accepted by the college.
　　One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. &Well,& the dean said after some persuasion, &I&d better ask him a few questions first.&
　　Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn&t know any of the answers.
　　At last the dean said, &Well, what&s five times seven?&
　　The student thought for a long time and then answered, &Thirty-six.&
　　The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, &Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two.&
　　他的得数只比正确答案多二
　　杰克霍金斯是美国一所学院的橄榄球队教练，他竭力想物色好球员。但是好球员学业不行，院方不愿录取。
　　有一天，教练带着一位优秀的年轻球员去见院长，希望院方同意他免试入学。经过一番劝说后院长说：&那我最好先问问他几个问题。&
　　然后他转向学生，问了几个非常简单的问题。可是那个学生一个也答不上来。
　　最后院长说：&那么，五乘七得多少?&
　　学生想了很久，然后回答说：&三十六。&
　　院长摊开双手失望地看了看教练。可是教练认真地说，&噢，录取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正确答案多二。&
　　Real Play
　　When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater&s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: &The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.&
　　逼真的戏剧
　　我在北达科他州立大学教戏剧入门课时，要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出，并写一篇评论。看了一场极为精彩的演出后，一名学生写道：&这部戏剧是如此逼真，以致于我认为我自己是坐在家里的沙发上，从电视上看到的。&
　　A Fine Match
　　One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, &Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse.&
　　The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.
　　Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
　　势均力敌
　　有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过。她很害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她：&放点奶酪在里面，很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的。&
　　这位女士带着鼠夹回到家里，但她没有在碗橱里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因为已经很晚了。于是，她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的图片放进了夹子。
　　令人称奇的是，这画有奶酪的图片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，这位女士下楼到厨房时，发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片!
　　Gardening Gloves
　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, &Well, you&ll notice that my hands are bare.&
　　Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. &Happy birthday,& he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.
　　园艺手套
　　几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物。我举起双手说：&嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。&
　　那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物。&生日快乐!&他说。我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。
　　Warning
　　Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to &warn& him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. &Forgot we were coming, didn&t you?& I teased.
　　&Are you kidding?& he replied, &Why else would I have bothered to clean?&
　　我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，&提醒&他我们将光临。但是当我们来到宿舍时，他的房间凌乱不堪，我非常吃惊。&忘了我们要来，是吧?&我取笑他。
　　&开什么玩笑?&，他回答说，&要不我凭什么费神打扫?&
　　Ground Rules
　　One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, &Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don&t mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they&re still running.&
　　基本原则
　　位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，他说：&我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。&
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